Tuesday, 22 March 2011

New World Order

When I'm supreme world leader, there will be a few changes. One of the first? The addition of spikes onto motorways and dual carriageways, on the chevron bits where the exit slip and main carriageway separate. Thus, the stupids who realise that "this isn't my exit" or "that is my exit", and swerve dangerously at the last minute, will be shredded by the spikes. For us lot what don't pull stupid tricks like that, it makes one less hazard. The stupids will quickly learn to stop their stupid trickery. Or not...

Yup, when I'm supreme world leader there'll be changes afoot. The stupids won't like it much.

9 comments:

Tim Allen said...

Sounds like a good plan. Tell us more about this new world order you speak of...

Does it include tormenting posh rich boys that decide they need to run the country?

Lis of the North said...

That'll be the second thing I'll do. They will be made to dig a big hole, then banished to live within alongside Daily Mail readers.

Brennig said...

.... and abandoners of mugs of tea?

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less than truckload freight said...

Looks like a sign of new world order, lets wait for that.

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