Who remembers when

You browsed the web with Netscape, your mail client was Lotus Notes, and you didn't Google stuff, you asked Altavista?

New World Order

When I'm supreme world leader, there will be a few changes. One of the first? The addition of spikes onto motorways and dual carriageways, on the chevron bits where the exit slip and main carriageway separate. Thus, the stupids who realise that "this isn't my exit" or "that is my exit", and swerve dangerously at the last minute, will be shredded by the spikes. For us lot what don't pull stupid tricks like that, it makes one less hazard. The stupids will quickly learn to stop their stupid trickery. Or not...

Yup, when I'm supreme world leader there'll be changes afoot. The stupids won't like it much.

Fruity!

Tis a lovely early spring day here in the flatlands. After blitzing all of my pay rise yesterday at the garden centre, I'm planning a bit of grubbing in the mud.

Am the proud owner of two dwarf fruit trees!

Plum:

Cherry:

Is it a blue moon?

Christ Paterson missed a kick today! Does he not know who he is?!

4 months and 16 days

That was how long I'd left it between posts. So here's to another comeback and another blog revival. I should run a book on how long I'll manage to keep this up ;)

Of course, I have many valid (to me) excuses. Principle blame has to lie with the iPhone (too easy to do online-y things without use of laptop). And that my Dell is getting old and slow.

Did you see my new tab? I intend to fill it with books. Ones that I like, of course.

Had my remuneration review meeting today. Pay rise! Nice. No change to job title. Frustrating.

Hello?

Is anybody there?

Are you all hiding in a nuclear bunker?